I’ve never been very impressed by Pink. I have to admit that I’ve always thought that she looks like an English Bulldog in heat. However, she has a nice thick ass, which is always a plus in my book. I have a feeling that she is very freaky in bed too. Whips, chains, handcuffs …the whole nine yards. As long as I had a paper bag on hand, I wouldn’t turn down the opportunity to find out for myself.

The paparazzi caught a little upskirt action from Pink recently. Too bad she was wearing these thick pantyhose or we might have gotten a glimpse of her sweet spot. Britney Spears could teach her a thing or two as far as public nudity goes.

Is Britney Spears ever caught by paparazzi fully clothed? Most celebs are horrified to be photographed with their asses or tits hanging out of their million dollar dresses, and camera men have a field day with the rare occurrence. But catch this slutty attention whore (that just cant seem to stay sane long enough to stay out of the tabloids for one full issue) dressed modestly, and THEN you’ll have my attention. Anyway, here she is….again… “caught” upskirt by paparazzi sporting her new $4,000 bag that she bought with all the money she saved when her lawyers walked out on her…again, and of course, her ass. “Oops.” I swear, there’ll probably be more of a buzz in Hollywood about the brown shoes with the all black getup than her washed up, overrated booty cheeks.

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Liv Tyler is one unbelievably sexy woman. Sexy long legs that are a mile long. Big soft pouty lips that she inherited from her freakish father. A nice bubble butt that begs to be grabbed. Liv Tyler just oozes sexuality. Makes you want to bend over over a table and do the nasty. Oops, I lost myself in a fantasy there for a second. Check out these pictures and you will too.

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Kelly Osbourne doesn’t have as much of a problem as other beach bound celebs when she chooses to frolic along the shore, with  getting gawked at. Her blinding white flesh takes care of that problem for the most part. Her idea of a day on the beach, unlike your typical beach babe, is spf 1000(not tanning oil), and layers, layers, layers. The only part of her the sun was able to defile was her crisp, fried, locks. It seems to be her mission to unimpress, and more power to ya girl! Please just warn us next time before you unleash those chunky cheeks! Those accidental upskirts could turn deadly!