Beyonce has some nice big ass on her. Her tits are pretty nice too. There are only so many celebrities who could pull off a skin tight outfit like this. It’s almost as if she were nude. Almost. You can see every curve of her sexy body. I like that. I’d also like if a stolen sex tape of her emerged but I’m not sure if that’s going to happen soon. A guy can dream.

One day Beyonce will have a career that is faltering and will opt to pose in a nude spread for Playboy. I just know it. I guess we’ll all just have to wait until that day comes. I can’t get here soon enough.