Thora Birch has gigantic boobs. Hello, my name is Captain Obvious. But I mean, really, they’re gigantic. I want to play beach volleyball with these tits. I think they’ve have doubled in size since American Beauty. Hopefully they’re not so lopsided too.

Beyonce has one of the nicest, thickest , juiciest, bubble butts on the planet. A true ghetto booty. I can’t stand her music. I’m not gonna lie about that. But it would never in a million years stop be from tapping that ass from behind. Ever.

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