Mmmmm. Mischa Barton topless. From the belly button up, Mischa is glorious. Nice tits with perky nipples, a beautiful face, sexy eyes and lips, etc … And then you take a look down below. Wtf happened to this girl??? Twenty something Hollywood sex symbols are not supposed to look like their legs and ass had hamburger meat injected into them like botox. Hey Mischa … listen to me. The treadmill is your friend. Please show it the love that a friend deserves.

I’ve never been very impressed by Pink. I have to admit that I’ve always thought that she looks like an English Bulldog in heat. However, she has a nice thick ass, which is always a plus in my book. I have a feeling that she is very freaky in bed too. Whips, chains, handcuffs …the whole nine yards. As long as I had a paper bag on hand, I wouldn’t turn down the opportunity to find out for myself.

The paparazzi caught a little upskirt action from Pink recently. Too bad she was wearing these thick pantyhose or we might have gotten a glimpse of her sweet spot. Britney Spears could teach her a thing or two as far as public nudity goes.

I thought the days of Drew Barrymore showing off tits and ass were over? She has went all media guru on us. This see through pokie pic lets me know that all is once again right in the world. Enjoy this nipple because it may be the last you see from her for awhile.

I don’t buy that Hulk Hogan is the super protective dad that we see on TV’s Hogan Knows Best. I think that it’s just an act for the cameras. How do you explain the fact that Brooke just got a nice set of fake boobs and shows off more tits and ass in magazines than just about any other popstar out there? Doesn’t seem like something that the daughter of an intimidating, overly protective father would do. Something doesn’t add up here. However, if it means more skimpy bikinis like this one, I won’t complain.

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Is Britney Spears ever caught by paparazzi fully clothed? Most celebs are horrified to be photographed with their asses or tits hanging out of their million dollar dresses, and camera men have a field day with the rare occurrence. But catch this slutty attention whore (that just cant seem to stay sane long enough to stay out of the tabloids for one full issue) dressed modestly, and THEN you’ll have my attention. Anyway, here she is….again… “caught” upskirt by paparazzi sporting her new $4,000 bag that she bought with all the money she saved when her lawyers walked out on her…again, and of course, her ass. “Oops.” I swear, there’ll probably be more of a buzz in Hollywood about the brown shoes with the all black getup than her washed up, overrated booty cheeks.

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Behold the ghetto booty to end all ghetto booties. Serena Williams has a big butt that doesn’t play around. Serious business.  Noone will mistake Serena for having the face of an angel, but when it comes to her big ass butt, the word spectacular comes to mind. It puts J-Lo to shame.

These aren’t just tits on Jennifer Love Hewitt, they are a force of nature. I’ve dreamed about seeing this chick topless for years now. It doesn’t appear as if that will ever happen though. Unless Hewitt has a meltdown and goes on a whore binge ala Britney Spears. Although, I assume if it hasn’t happened by now, it’s not gonna happen. We can always admire the little bit of boobs that she gives us.

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Ms. Island Princess Jessica Simpson wasn’t too happy when the paparazzi interrupted her peaceful tropical getaway. We don’t blame her. However, her vein attempt to hide that thick, beefy, booty, and her forget-me-not nipples(that couldnt help but make an appearance as usual) behind a puny palm leaf have us once again questioning her intelligence level. We see you sucking in pretty mama, but unfortunately that’s just not going to be enough in that skimpy little bikini. Maybe if you lube you’re sexy body up, that rescue plane thats been circling over head for the last hour will take it as a make-shift mirror beckon and come whisk you away to a place a little more private. Im sure those rescue workers could use some r&r too, and you have all the assets you need to repay them for their gracious assistance. Sianara!

Our paparazzi caught sex goddess Eva Mendez getting half naked at the lake. Consequently, all the guys had to hop in the water so their girlfriends wouldn’t see the huge bulges in their swim trunks caused by those long, gorgeous legs and her booty crack slip. We all know she wasn’t planning on swimming today after taking 2 hours getting her hair and make-up done and picking out the perfect pair of wedges to compliment that new bikini(as if her body didn’t do it justice enough.) And she sure as hell doesn’t need to work on her tan… You know every other female out there wants to kill her for revealing that body in front of their men for no other reason than to soak in the admiration. These female stars seem to be suffering from a lack of self-esteem and respect nowadays. They need more and more affirmation from the public. Well, at least we know Ms. Mendez isn’t suffering from an eating disorder as well…her ass cheeks cant hardly be contained as we speak!!

I’ve always thought that Uma Thurman was hot shit.  I remember falling head over heels when I saw her in that movie Johnny Be Good way back in the day. Those long legs, perky tits, and cute ass did me in. She has put a little meat on her bones since then but it has only made her sexier. I can’t believe Ethan Hawke was dumb enough to cheat on this goddess. What a moron.