I’ve never been very impressed by Pink. I have to admit that I’ve always thought that she looks like an English Bulldog in heat. However, she has a nice thick ass, which is always a plus in my book. I have a feeling that she is very freaky in bed too. Whips, chains, handcuffs …the whole nine yards. As long as I had a paper bag on hand, I wouldn’t turn down the opportunity to find out for myself.

The paparazzi caught a little upskirt action from Pink recently. Too bad she was wearing these thick pantyhose or we might have gotten a glimpse of her sweet spot. Britney Spears could teach her a thing or two as far as public nudity goes.

I thought the days of Drew Barrymore showing off tits and ass were over? She has went all media guru on us. This see through pokie pic lets me know that all is once again right in the world. Enjoy this nipple because it may be the last you see from her for awhile.

Is Britney Spears ever caught by paparazzi fully clothed? Most celebs are horrified to be photographed with their asses or tits hanging out of their million dollar dresses, and camera men have a field day with the rare occurrence. But catch this slutty attention whore (that just cant seem to stay sane long enough to stay out of the tabloids for one full issue) dressed modestly, and THEN you’ll have my attention. Anyway, here she is….again… “caught” upskirt by paparazzi sporting her new $4,000 bag that she bought with all the money she saved when her lawyers walked out on her…again, and of course, her ass. “Oops.” I swear, there’ll probably be more of a buzz in Hollywood about the brown shoes with the all black getup than her washed up, overrated booty cheeks.

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I’ll be honest. I don’t really know a whole lot about Rachael Ray. All I know is that she is a younger, less criminal version of Martha Stewart and that she is friends with Oprah. I also know that she likes to show off her tits by wearing see through dresses. These pics almost look like celebrity xrays. You gotta love a thick celeb like this who isn’t afraid to eat a burger every now and then.

Kelly Osbourne doesn’t have as much of a problem as other beach bound celebs when she chooses to frolic along the shore, with  getting gawked at. Her blinding white flesh takes care of that problem for the most part. Her idea of a day on the beach, unlike your typical beach babe, is spf 1000(not tanning oil), and layers, layers, layers. The only part of her the sun was able to defile was her crisp, fried, locks. It seems to be her mission to unimpress, and more power to ya girl! Please just warn us next time before you unleash those chunky cheeks! Those accidental upskirts could turn deadly!

Our paparazzi caught sex goddess Eva Mendez getting half naked at the lake. Consequently, all the guys had to hop in the water so their girlfriends wouldn’t see the huge bulges in their swim trunks caused by those long, gorgeous legs and her booty crack slip. We all know she wasn’t planning on swimming today after taking 2 hours getting her hair and make-up done and picking out the perfect pair of wedges to compliment that new bikini(as if her body didn’t do it justice enough.) And she sure as hell doesn’t need to work on her tan… You know every other female out there wants to kill her for revealing that body in front of their men for no other reason than to soak in the admiration. These female stars seem to be suffering from a lack of self-esteem and respect nowadays. They need more and more affirmation from the public. Well, at least we know Ms. Mendez isn’t suffering from an eating disorder as well…her ass cheeks cant hardly be contained as we speak!!