Archive for the ‘Celebrity Bikini’ Category
Mmmmm. Mischa Barton topless. From the belly button up, Mischa is glorious. Nice tits with perky nipples, a beautiful face, sexy eyes and lips, etc … And then you take a look down below. Wtf happened to this girl??? Twenty something Hollywood sex symbols are not supposed to look like their legs and ass had hamburger meat injected into them like botox. Hey Mischa … listen to me. The treadmill is your friend. Please show it the love that a friend deserves.
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Sarah Silverman drives me wild! Who knew that she had such a great ass? A true bubble butt on this girl. I love her sense of humor and her hot body puts her over the top. Jimmy Kimmel must have an 11 inch cock otherwise I just don’t understand why she is with him. Yup, that has to be it. He is obviously hung like Sea Biscuit.
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Behold the ghetto booty to end all ghetto booties. Serena Williams has a big butt that doesn’t play around. Serious business. Noone will mistake Serena for having the face of an angel, but when it comes to her big ass butt, the word spectacular comes to mind. It puts J-Lo to shame.
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Ms. Island Princess Jessica Simpson wasn’t too happy when the paparazzi interrupted her peaceful tropical getaway. We don’t blame her. However, her vein attempt to hide that thick, beefy, booty, and her forget-me-not nipples(that couldnt help but make an appearance as usual) behind a puny palm leaf have us once again questioning her intelligence level. We see you sucking in pretty mama, but unfortunately that’s just not going to be enough in that skimpy little bikini. Maybe if you lube you’re sexy body up, that rescue plane thats been circling over head for the last hour will take it as a make-shift mirror beckon and come whisk you away to a place a little more private. Im sure those rescue workers could use some r&r too, and you have all the assets you need to repay them for their gracious assistance. Sianara!
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Our paparazzi caught sex goddess Eva Mendez getting half naked at the lake. Consequently, all the guys had to hop in the water so their girlfriends wouldn’t see the huge bulges in their swim trunks caused by those long, gorgeous legs and her booty crack slip. We all know she wasn’t planning on swimming today after taking 2 hours getting her hair and make-up done and picking out the perfect pair of wedges to compliment that new bikini(as if her body didn’t do it justice enough.) And she sure as hell doesn’t need to work on her tan… You know every other female out there wants to kill her for revealing that body in front of their men for no other reason than to soak in the admiration. These female stars seem to be suffering from a lack of self-esteem and respect nowadays. They need more and more affirmation from the public. Well, at least we know Ms. Mendez isn’t suffering from an eating disorder as well…her ass cheeks cant hardly be contained as we speak!!
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Daisy Fuentes definitely gets an honorable spot in Fat Celeb’s photo gallery after this fleshy photo shoot!! No one can say this tittylicious beach babe doesn’t get her fruits and veggies….not to mention her steaks and chicken wings! She’s got it goin’ on in all the right departments and sure knows how to flaunt it at that. Lucky for her it seems all that extra protein goes straight to her tits and booty, just like it should! They said Nicole Richie was also lined up to model this bikini line, but after the lunch break, she mysteriously was no where to be found… ‘fess up Daisy! We know how appetizing she must’ve looked standing there like a hot dog on a stick! We wont hold it against you!
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This thick celeb has everything anyone could ever ask for in the way of sexual appeal. I mean, who wouldnt want those chunky love thighs wrapped tight around their waist and her voluptuous titties bouncing all over the place as she squirms and moves. That see through bikini top just does it for her, huh? I wonder if thinking about her next body buffing meal is whats making her brown nipples poke out like they are!? Watch out Mary-Kate and Ashley! Cuz Carmen Electra’s gotta keep that bubble booty happy and fed! And with that pouty pucker…ya’ll would be gone in one bite!
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I’ve always thought that Uma Thurman was hot shit. I remember falling head over heels when I saw her in that movie Johnny Be Good way back in the day. Those long legs, perky tits, and cute ass did me in. She has put a little meat on her bones since then but it has only made her sexier. I can’t believe Ethan Hawke was dumb enough to cheat on this goddess. What a moron.
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