I’ve never been very impressed by Pink. I have to admit that I’ve always thought that she looks like an English Bulldog in heat. However, she has a nice thick ass, which is always a plus in my book. I have a feeling that she is very freaky in bed too. Whips, chains, handcuffs …the whole nine yards. As long as I had a paper bag on hand, I wouldn’t turn down the opportunity to find out for myself.

The paparazzi caught a little upskirt action from Pink recently. Too bad she was wearing these thick pantyhose or we might have gotten a glimpse of her sweet spot. Britney Spears could teach her a thing or two as far as public nudity goes.