Ms. Island Princess Jessica Simpson wasn’t too happy when the paparazzi interrupted her peaceful tropical getaway. We don’t blame her. However, her vein attempt to hide that thick, beefy, booty, and her forget-me-not nipples(that couldnt help but make an appearance as usual) behind a puny palm leaf have us once again questioning her intelligence level. We see you sucking in pretty mama, but unfortunately that’s just not going to be enough in that skimpy little bikini. Maybe if you lube you’re sexy body up, that rescue plane thats been circling over head for the last hour will take it as a make-shift mirror beckon and come whisk you away to a place a little more private. Im sure those rescue workers could use some r&r too, and you have all the assets you need to repay them for their gracious assistance. Sianara!